Stay in school. Don't do drugs.

Is it bad to name your drugs? I mean, like, NAME them name them. For example, Ambien has been pestering me to name it something else. First of all, I don't even know if Ambien is a boy or a girl. Secondly, AMBIEN IS ASKING ME TO NAME IT SOMETHING ELSE! I do well under pressure though. This will take some thought. Perhaps I'll actually SLEEP ON IT! ( I think it's a girl. We'll see soon enough, I guess ).